Saturday, August 18, 2012

Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests

Legislators want ACT to make a Kentucky-specific ACT test

Sorry, hillbillies. We're not making a separate test for you just because you're a bunch of bible-thumping idiots. We're also not making a separate test for Muslims which women are forbidden to take, or a separate Scientology test with science questions involving Thetan levels, or a separate test for North Koreans where the correct answer to every question is A. Our Supreme Leader, Praised Be His Name!

Everyone gets the same test (well, okay, we can do braille and language translations, but THAT'S IT). And studying for it is going to involve reading more than the Bible, or Koran, or Talmud, or whatever the fuck holy text you happen to be thumping.

Besides, you need real science in Kentucky. That meth isn't going to cook itself, you know.

Source: http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashdotScience/~3/kiWJPxR54u8/kentucky-lawmakers-shocked-to-find-evolution-in-biology-tests

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